Georges Wolinski's quotes (sethmessenger.fr - Some short news to get away from it all).

#36800
Remove compulsory education for good sex and he'll think a little less of men take the places that are theirs.

Georges Wolinski
(Charlie-Hedbo - 1974)

#36801
I like the Arabs because when they have no work, they take the opportunity to do nothing, which makes that they are never stupidly wasting their time.

Georges Wolinski
(Pensées)

#36802
We have the chance to live in a country where, since Rabelais, we have great freedom. The Revolution also caused the birth of the press, which has led to the design of press and loosened things up.

Georges Wolinski
(interview au Républicain Lorrain, septembre 2012)

#36803
You throw (ashes) in the toilet like this, where you can sit on my grave, I will suck.

Georges Wolinski
(Libération le 6 juin 2012)

#36804
I don't believe in God, but I still do the prayers, you never know...

Georges Wolinski
(Vos gueules les femmes)

#36805
There are two kinds of women, ugly girls and Sluts. And yet, I know the ugly who are beautiful sluts.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36806
I'm glad that life is short, I find it reassuring. I'm afraid of things that do not end.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36807
Right-wingers believe in nonsense that we learned them. Left people believe in the nonsense that they discovered.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36808
Women instinctively know what is right and wrong. This does not do evil with an exquisite shame.

Georges Wolinski
(La Morale - Les Droits de la femme)

#36809
People want to make their happiness or their misfortune, but not that we lost interest in their fate.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36810
No one has no reason to love me. So if you love me, it's really for myself.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36811
The infinite number of positions that can take a woman's body makes me dizzy.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36812
If you want to be popular there being unpopular.

Georges Wolinski
(Pensées)

#36813
When you want to bring happiness to mankind, we must start by yourself.

Georges Wolinski
(Pensées)

#36814
For a long time, I wasn't listening that told me. It is by listening to what they said to the others that I felt concerned.

Georges Wolinski
(Pensées)

#36815
Honest women are boring because they spread the legs to have sex.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36816
I miss the days where we were not forced to fuck a woman that was invited to dinner.

Georges Wolinski
(La Morale - Les Droits de la femme)

#36817
The toothpaste feels the mouth.

Georges Wolinski
(Pensées)

#36818
You have to climb his wife with many precautions, her fiddling with a minimum, stir the least possible, and ejaculate early in order to avoid her to have an orgasm and that it takes no bad habits. There is nothing more annoying than a

Georges Wolinski
(La Morale et les Droits de la femme)

#36819
The State cannot increase salaries, but it can help employees to spend less...

Georges Wolinski
(Les Socialos)

#36820
A first Minister must accept to be unpopular. But can a responsible president agree to have an unpopular Prime Minister?

Georges Wolinski
(Les Socialos)

#36821
-I'd give anything would stop calling me corrupt. - you go how far?

Georges Wolinski
(Les Socialos)

#36822
-We have more ideas. We have more than needs. - Finally, we became adults!

Georges Wolinski
(Les Socialos)

#36823
When we argue in error, we always not to be wrong.

Georges Wolinski
(Les Socialos)

#36824
To manage, share the sacrifices with everyone, and profits with anyone!

Georges Wolinski
(Les socialos)

#36825
-The problem with the Germans is how not to return to back. - the problem with the french is how to proceed.

Georges Wolinski
(Les Socialos)

#36826
Guys, when you have not on your stomach, you got it on the back.

Georges Wolinski
(Vos gueules les femmes)

#36827
The G-spot, it is an invention of guys!

Georges Wolinski
(Vos gueules les femmes)

#36828
The question is whether we prefer to be oppressed by Communism or exploited by capitalism.

Georges Wolinski
(Les socialos)

#36829
Sex without love is not always funny... But it's funnier than love without sex!

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36830
No, there is a big difference between a monkey and a butterfly. In any case, there is much less than between a man and a woman...

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36831
In France there are two kinds of people: those who conceal their wage sheets and those who are ashamed to show it.

Georges Wolinski
(Les Socialos)

#36832
A good boss would rather lose money, than giving money.

Georges Wolinski
(Les Socialos)

#36833
Make love in a filled bathtub of champagne, it's really a mess!

Georges Wolinski
(Vos gueules les femmes)

#36834
Aging is a loss.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36835
Politics is the last refuge of the adventurers.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36836
Today, even the ugly can't more Virgin to marriage.

Georges Wolinski
(Charlie-Hebdo)

#36837
It is not necessarily the father of someone, but you're never the son of no one.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36838
Work collaboratively, it means taking half his time to explain to the other that his ideas are stupid.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36839
As I don't get paid based on what I do, I do based on what I'm getting paid.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36840
Journalists never tell the truth, even when they say it.

Georges Wolinski
(Série bête et méchante)

#36841
It needs to be down liberalism because it gives weapons to who will replace authoritarianism.

Georges Wolinski
(Giscard n'est pas drôle)

#36842
What it is to be connected to the Earth if we have nothing to say?

Georges Wolinski
(Mes aveux)

#36843
As everything would be better if we gave power to those who are too lazy to take it.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36844
After fifteen years of unemployment, it should be entitled to a pension of unemployed.

Georges Wolinski
(Les Pensées)

#36845
The French are masturbating more often they are brushing their teeth, because they do not always have a toothbrush at hand.

Georges Wolinski
(La Morale)

#36846
The real question is: "How to enjoy life to the fullest?" The real answer is: "Avoiding the real questions!"

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36847
The trouble with revolutions, it's barely one completed, to quickly prepare the next to remove from power those who grabbed for the good of all and made it their exclusive benefit.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36848
Lie it's a job, but deny it is an art.

Georges Wolinski
(Les Socialos)

#36849
A man who does not work leaves no traces.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36850
What distinguishes man from beast, is that the beast is always have to fight to not behave like a man.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36851
All my art is nothing like you say.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36852
The majority has no right to impose its stupidity to the minority.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36853
One major scams of our time, is to believe in the man in the street that he had something to say.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36854
I would rather do scream with pleasure a woman do the sigh of happiness.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36855
Heaven is full of idiots who believe that there is.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36856
If everyone was like me, I wouldn't need to hate others.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36857
Wealth, it's like nature. Do not touch it if you want to preserve.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36858
A last privileges of men, is that we need not be beautiful to seduce.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36859
Women, our days, consider an of which, for centuries, was a chore for them.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36860
It is not good for the morale of a country to count too many comedians.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36861
Women, it's like cigars, this is the first third best.

Georges Wolinski
(Charlie-Hebdo)

#36862
Everything men do well, they do it to try to impress their women.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36863
When a woman makes more shit, it's that she doesn't love you anymore!

Georges Wolinski
(Charlie-Hebdo)

#36864
I'm a jerk, but when I see what intelligent people have made the world...

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36865
Awareness is when we notice your presence, the celebrity is when there is your lack.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36866
Humor is the shortest path from one man to another.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36867
Immortality leads to laziness because an immortal still again the next day that a mortal would have done the same day.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36868
The only journey that interests me, it's death. Because it does not slides.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36869
We did 68 do not become what we have become.

Georges Wolinski
(La Morale - Les Droits de la femme)

#36870
The truth about the sex of women: it's a muscle.

Georges Wolinski
(La Morale)

#36871
To combat inflation, there is only one solution: do not give money to those who spend and do not take to those who keep it.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36872
Once women have all the rights, it will lose all its privileges.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36873
Love, it was nice for the man as long as the women did not know that it was nice.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36874
Say that so many people die without dying of love...

Georges Wolinski
(Télé 7 jours)

#36875
Fortunately the world goes wrong; I could not stand to go wrong in a world that's fine!

Georges Wolinski
(Télé 7 jours)

#36876
Disgusting eras are conducive to the masterpieces.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36877
It's hard to take seriously a woman that we want to reach.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36878
A night of love, it takes a quarter of an hour.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36879
The comics will be never as crazy as those who love it.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36880
When we don't do anything, you need ambition.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36881
It's easier for a good worker to become a good bourgeois for a good bourgeois to become a good workman.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36882
I'd rather think about the women I've not had to the women that I just.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36883
The campaign, it is good to think about anything.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36884
Give each, it means taking others.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36885
The shop is the homeland of a shopkeeper. He is ready to die for her. No one will die for a large area.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36886
Need to improve the status of women: for example larger kitchens, down sinks or better insulate the sleeves of the pans.

Georges Wolinski
(Charlie-Hebdo)

#36887
Interested in a woman, it's what I dare not ask him.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36888
I'm afraid of the past, the present, the future, the simple past and pluperfect of subjunctive.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36889
In each french, there are two men: one who does not want to stories and one who has big ideas.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36890
When you're sure to be right, there is need to discuss with those who are wrong.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36891
The first man who died had to be awfully surprised.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36892
It is better to be a smart failure than an effective jerk.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

#36893
One smart thing, a thing that any fool can understand.

Georges Wolinski
(Source inconnue)

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